Cliff Beasts

Various unusual animals who live on cliffs. Coveted by Cliff Masters, often known as Cliffords.

I hate it when my cliff beasts mate without me.

by gw2k November 20, 2023

the berkeley beast

he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.

as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.

no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.

friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?

guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.

friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??

guy: the berkeley who...

friend: it's too late now, we should leave.

by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023

beasted on

when you absolutely annihilate someone in a video game or irl.

ex. Will: OMG! I'm beasting all over these guys!!
belle: Omg you've never beasted so hard. Omg I didn't even know you could beast on someone that much!
Fluffy: meow
Will: omg they just beasted on me!
Fluffy: meow

by I love the tucker cats November 28, 2023

Uk beast

When alexis miller eats a whole pizza 🍕

shush mate your uk beast

by alexis miller wroughton December 6, 2023

T-beast

Referring to someone of high or abundant testosterone levels.

Have you seen that new kid named Danny? He’s so muscular, has a beard, and has a super low voice, and he is ONLY 15! He must be a T-beast

by Joshua Flemingo 🦩 December 20, 2023

Mr Beast

1000 people with erectile dysfunction get boners for the first time.

Mr Beast is a human atm

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023

Mr. Beast

Mr. Beast Is One Of The Most Popular Youtubers Known To Man, He Has Done Numerous Things To Help The Planet And Started Out Posting Videos Of Him Playing A Shooter Game, He Is Overall A Pogchamp And Is One The Best Human Beings To Ever Live.

Person 1: Mr. Beast Just Gave Me 10000 Dollars!
Person 2: Dang Man You Lucky As Hell, Wish I Had That Much Money
Mr.Beast: Yo
Person 2: YO HOLY SHIT IT'S MR. BEAST

by Wo' 'er July 22, 2023