allow us to acquire this loaf

let's get this bread

Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you

by How To Be Ignorant 101 October 8, 2019

Scamp & Burn Us

An establishment that relentlessly tries to self-improve through high grade kleptomania and a penchant for buggery . The Bar Manager is a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. The owner likes to womanize and drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented Bongo's Bingo. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

"Dr Evil used to own Scamp & Burn Us and then he decided to stop being such a c*nt"

by Gandhi's Flip Flop August 2, 2019

I’ll use that for later

When u see something rather saucy and make a memory of it later for busting a nut

I saw laquisha without her top and homie I’ll use that for later

by Big daddy27 March 30, 2018

Mama send us a signal

A call for a sign !! Basically a term used to express an incident one was not particularly happy with and without regard or warning,one calls out the offenders by emphasizing to mama that “they are here” one further asks mama how to deal with them.

Even those that pretend to go to the toilet when it’s time to pay the bill are here mama send us a signal how to deal with them

by Pinkdiamond92🇿🇲 May 27, 2018

the mountain between us

sophisticated idiom for "the friendzone"

It's so nice laying here gazing at the stars... just you, me, and the mountain between us.

by oneofamind October 4, 2017

uses a straw

Sucks!

Stephen Colbert Uses A Straw!

by The Ink Man May 13, 2017

US foreign policy

a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger

c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)

Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?

Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval

by Sexydimma June 10, 2017