Ball tap

The act of putting ones hand in the genital area and rapidly flicking their fingers to hit the testicles. This is a violent act capable of severe pain, testicular retraction, and rupture of the testicle in more severe cases. This form of assault is most commonly performed by Eli's

Jimmy is playing keep-away with Tommys iPad
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho

by GoFigure0 March 5, 2025

Tap Your Testicles Twice

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Tap Your Testicles Twice

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Tapped

Mad, or stupid.

Welsh slang. The phrase originally comes from the action of having tapped a barrel of beer, draining its contents. The comparison made, then, is between a half-empty barrel of beer and a half-empty brain.

"Watch out for him, he's tapped."

"Are you tapped or what?"

by Gareth Griffiths May 24, 2023

Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

• Vodka
• Water

Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

by SammyHammy May 25, 2023

Tap dancing tangerine

Another way of calling someone stupid

Person: You got the mental complexion of a tap dancing tangerine on a Sunday night drinking a Pina colada

by The Enigma08 June 7, 2023

tripped and tapped

when the infuriated oversoul goes to the unders and does something that isn’t rainbows and butterflies and then the terrestrial version a couple millennia later trips on lsd25 and looks in the mirror just to find out he gets tapped into psychosis by some dust on a door

dammit again jośe i got tripped and tapped into psychosis again

by drew3 June 11, 2024

Night Tap

A sexual interlude to end the evening before retiring to bed.

Let’s head upstairs for a little Night Tap before bed.

by anonymous June 20, 2024