Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

Quebec Queef

That thing Québécois people do with their mouths when they’re angry after finishing a sentence. It’s a quick puff of air exhaled through pursed lips, kind of like farting with your mouth as seen in the show Letterkenny.

“Woah dude, Étienne was really pissed at that Leafs fan! He even did a Quebec queef and everything.”

by H0useHippo3000 July 15, 2024

queef

the funniest gc

wow the queefs are so funny

by dnpspoon July 16, 2024

Boof Queef

Smoking weed through your vagina, then pushing the smoke out by queefing.

Jane: I tried to boof queef today. Got me hella high but burnt my lips.
John: What the fuck

by chickfilamastar August 15, 2024

queef

fart bubble goes through ur cooch lip and not ur bout crack

when you feel a fart but feel the fart bubble goes out the front and ur cooch lips open so you basically queef

by lexatives April 6, 2025

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"

Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025