ETHAN

The definition of a fuck boy. At first it may seem that he cares about you but he doesn’t. He will crush your heart into broken pieces when he gets bored of you. All he wants is to make out with girls and touch their butt.

Ethan is a fuck boy

by inspectorgadget101 June 11, 2019

Ethan

A crazy insane comic book, tv fan. Obsessed with cookies and slim Jim’s. Most famed quote is mi espanul smarte and is known for doing crazy things and saying things that don’t make sense

A Ethan has his hands on a slim Jim.

by White_knife22 June 18, 2019

ethan

a fat nigga that moan when he eat. he also ugly and all his shirts too small for him they cropped

ethan ugly asf

by tehehehe05 September 15, 2019

Ethan

Makes banging ravioli and is mediocre at mini golf

Don't be an Ethan

by Indian beads September 17, 2019

Ethan

his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks

that ethan just ran over a traffic cone

by IKittywinters September 18, 2019

ethan

Kieler gay best friend he is almost as kool as kieler but not a quite

he is v v gay he is a gay ethan

by ethans kooleo friend September 26, 2019

Ethan

Math! He only does Math

Ethan is so good at math

by Person 1003 September 27, 2019