DR kæsp

DR kæsp is a quite distiguitshed and peliquler type of person with a big fucking forehead, like im talking big big im talking the arial of the universe times the size of my dick. Now that you got a good understanding of what he is you can learn how he has the worst most scumptious and peliquver rizz you ever seen. one time a girl asked him for his number suprisingly, then this big head ass monkey said why would you need that

he got zero im talking negativ 256 divided by the squarefott of pi rizz and a big ass head he must be a DR kæsp

by Cool aid drinking monkey May 9, 2023

dr grease

the gayest person on the planet

man that guy dayton is dr grease

by lynnknight May 10, 2023

Dr. Pepper Dropper

When you see a stickered up WRX masquerading as a STI .

Yo son, look at that Dr. Pepper Dropper making vape clouds at the light.

by notthisname May 12, 2023

dr dick face

someone who is being a real big dick and telling people what to do but what they are telling people is wrong

dave look at this dr dick face

by ice nort paint August 24, 2023

Dr. PJ

When you nut in a Dr. Pepper and don't tell your partner. Then they drink it, without knowing about the nut.

"EWWWWW!!! Why's the lip of my soda slimy!"
"My spouse and their Dr. PJ"

by WigerToods September 9, 2023

Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

Dr. Feelgood

Rat tailed Jimmy is a second hand hood
He deals out in Hollywood
Got a '65 Chevy primered flames
Traded for some powdered goods
Jigsaw Jimmy he's runnin' a gang
But I hear he's doin' okay
Got a cozy little job sells the Mexican mob
Packages of candy cane
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Cops on the corner always ignore
Somebody's getting paid
Jimmy's got it wired, law's for hire
Got it make in the shade
Got a little hideaway, does business all day
But at night he'll always be found
Selling sugar to the sweet
People on the street
Call this Jimmy's town

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein
I've got one thing you'll understand (Dr. Feelgood)
He's not what you'd call a glamorous man (Dr. Feelgood)
Got one thing that's easily understood (Dr. Feelgood)
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood oh yeah
He'll tell you he's the king of these Barrio streets
Moving up to Shangri La
Came by his wealth as a matter of luck
Says he never broke no law
Two time loser running out of juice
Time to move out quick
Heard a rumor going round
Jimmy's going down
This time it's gonna stick
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein
Let him soothe your soul, just take his hand (Dr. Feelgood)
Some people call him an evil man (Dr. Feelgood)
Let him introduce himself real good (Dr. Feelgood)
He's the only one they call feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
I've got one thing you'll understand (Dr. Feelgood)
He's not what you'd call a glamorous man (Dr. Feelgood)
Got one thing that's easily understood (Dr. Feelgood)
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Feelgood, Feelgood, Feelgood, Feelgood

by Gothic Miscreant October 3, 2023