Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

Astronomic Chop

ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.

wind
fire

crazy wheels

mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!

chops wind fire crazy wheels

by Mikey Bruno March 5, 2011

nuttin' chops

Male facial hair, scragely and sparse. An adolescent attempt to grow mutton chops.

Check out Jake's sideburns, he's got nuttin' chops.

by Mothaloose July 17, 2011

Chop some clowns

To spend time with funny people.

"Dorrell and I are gonna go chop some clowns over at the center. He has some dank new jokes."

by harstmaster August 22, 2011

Chopped

A state of being in which the individual is astronomically blasted, usually resulting in a “choppy” memory

“Aye bro, how’s that gas treating you?”
“Fuck man, this shit got me chopped rn.”

by madcaliente January 22, 2023

Chop the chicken

Circumcision

Does he have his chicken chopped?

Some religions dont chop the chicken.

by Jade Elizabeth January 22, 2023

Robot chop

The electric version of a chop. Instead of a mixture of weed and tobacco in a bowl, it is hitting a vape and a pen at the same time.

“A robot chop isn’t quite as good as the real thing, but it does the trick.”

by Michael Ehrmantraut February 1, 2023