salty

/ˈsôltē / adj.
1. A characteristic of one who has just been offended and metaphorically has cried, leaving the salt of their tears on their face.
2. A revengeful attitude

Jim: F**k! I can't believe I lost again! It was definitely the fault of this controller!
Bill: Stay salty bro! Aha!

by CountViktor February 28, 2017

salty

1. possessing qualities deemed belligerent or bitter due to oneself's personal loss or any like event brought about by a dissatisfying incident

"Chester was evidently salty he lost to an opposing individual in a battle of fisticuffs, as he claimed there were inequities due to an age-based disadvantage, in which he is essentially citing a difference in muscular composition and development"

by chester224_ March 6, 2017

Salty

When someone is salty they are all serious and dont approve of anything and seem really sour .

Michelle is salty to everything her friend says , Michelle is not nice towards her friend wanting to ice skate , Michelle is a pile of salt basically ~Beccy

by ...........idk March 12, 2017

Salty

A term in the military, particularly the United States Marine Corps that generally describes a Marine who gives ZERO shits about anything and/or close to ending their military service.

Boot Cpl: Hey Lcpl Shmuck, Ssgt needs you for a working party.

Salty Lcpl: Fuck you, go do it yourself you POG ass boot.

Boot Corporal: Aye Aye Lcpl.

Salty Lcpl: "Puts on shades and drives off into distance"

by Beyond_Solace108 March 25, 2017

Salty Morea

A women who yells at everyone because she can and is never happy.

"I just got yelled at by that Salty Morea"

by Name_Changer April 15, 2016

salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody

Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut

by Saltynutexpert October 13, 2016

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016