Male

Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.

-Male picks up the phone at the office

-Other human being: hi darling, friday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...

-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..

- Other human being: why the fuck you always seem to be annoied when I propose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"

- Male: jeeesus.

by 88astro88 May 11, 2018

male vagina

The opposite of tuna town

Wow, that male vagina is mighty girthy!!!!

by Lifeiscrazy December 13, 2017

Cam-male toe

When a dude wears nut huggers or girl pants and he has this affliction.

Look at Ravishing Rick Rude over there, sporting his unitard and his cam-male toe

by Count cokula April 22, 2018

male nipple

A bit too far

I licked the male nipple last night

by Wounded_Wolf May 3, 2018

Beta male

simon bjork

simme b is beta male

by bet sadasdasd October 5, 2017

male lactation

When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.

Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"

by ILoveToSuckOldDicks June 7, 2017

Male spawn of torment

A person (male) who makes you believe that you have a real shot with them, but in the end, he is actually likes your friends. He sets up this false reality by giving you looks, making you believe that you actually impact him, but don't be fooled, these connections don't mean much to him.

My male spawn of torment happens to be Derrien, a person who I believed had feelings for me, but instead , loved my friends.

by 24/7 Angst July 1, 2017