homers law

A law banning air horns after 3AM

If it wasn’t for Homers Law, I would blow this air horn right now

by sockondeez October 17, 2021

Emory's Law

Emory's Law states that if a person, place, or thing, does exist, will exist, or used to exist, someone will find a reason to hate it.

Alex: I hate Emory's law
Benson: I hate that they're building a new dam.
Craig: I hate how the Soviet Union ran its country.

by AVeryRealName October 18, 2021

The Law of Irony

If you like something ironically for long enough you will start to actually like it.

The Law of Irony:
Person 1: Lol show me your feet bro thats soooo sexy
Person 2: It was funny the first 7 times now I'm thinking you actually like feet
Person 1: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by I love Grandilex August 2, 2021

ratio laws

thing you cannot do while twitter ratio (or any type of ratio) someome

ratio laws

1. u cannot like your own ratio
2. u cannot like your own ratio

3. hi tea x

by ahshehheha February 19, 2022

Henson's Law

Proposed by James L. Sutter on Twitter: "Even the best CGI will look crude in 10 years, but awesome puppets will always look like awesome puppets."

I call Henson's Law on that whole Baby Yoda craze... he's only popular because he's a puppet. If he was CGI, he'd be unsettling, and nobody would give a shit.

by HotSauceBear May 23, 2021

Raaviels' law

The law that if someone is super anti-Pedo, they're more likely to get with a minor.

Have you heard about Chris and Emma dating?
Isn't she like 17?
What?! I thought he was super anti-pedo!
Classic Raaviels' Law.

by acid-mommy August 27, 2021

Tesha's Law

Tesha's Law, or the Theory of Oscillation, states that all things conform to a pattern of rising and falling.

The crypto market seems to follow Tesha's Law.

by Lagulouscious August 31, 2021