Google

A cool awesome web thing where you can things up

I used google to look up what monkeys mean

by Maritzaaaaaaaagames February 22, 2018

Google my skills

Nazi terriorist that works for Isis

Google my skills you nazi

by Chux13 February 25, 2018

Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

Google+

A social media website that only a few people use unironically

"Remember Google+...oh okay then"-Google

by Extra oof May 9, 2018

rage-google

Furiously Google-searching the web presence of someone you despite. Also known as hate-Googling.

I was so mad when I hear Bob was cheating on my friend with a woman named Lauren Smith that I spent an hour on a rage-Google search of her online presence.

by Summer McManness March 5, 2018

Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag May 12, 2018