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Fool’s Gold

When your Diggin in a girls ass and find a piece of corn in her shitty asshole.
Her: Find any gold Diggin in my ass yet?
You: Nope only some fool’s gold in there.
by Diggininmybutt445 July 9, 2025
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Gold-hat

Individual working for a company or team that is deceiving, intentionally withholding of pertinent information, falsifies documents, or attempts to sway one’s decision with a “shit eating grin”. Individual who sets up their subordinates for failure by not properly training them, then blames them for any mistakes.
Derived from the deceptive practices of superintendents/project managers of contracting company Hensel Phelps and the gold colored hard hats they wear.
I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the wall, but she just smiled- What do you expect, she’s a gold-hat.
by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025
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Gold-hat

Individual, company or team that deceives, intentionally withholds pertinent information, or demands their subordinates perform tasks they aren’t trained for subsequently blaming them for any mistakes they make. Someone who asks others for favors or concessions that they know are not allowed with a shit-eating-grin on their face.
I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the walls, but she just smiled- what do you expect, she’s a Gold-hat.
by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025
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Gold Star Bi

A term in the same vein of Gold Star Gay (a gay man who's never had sex with a woman) and Platinum Star Gay (Gold Star Gay born via cesarean section) and Gold Star Lesbian (lesbian who's never had sex with a man). This 'Star System' is inherently harmful and transphobic. However, calling oneself a Gold Star Bi is simply a way to subvert the purity politics of the system and affirm oneself as a Bi person without any exclusive criteria. First used in a comment on a Reddit post by a now deleted account.
"I'm a gold star bi. The gold star has nothing to do with bisexuality, I've just been good and decided to give myself one :) You can have one too ⭐️"
by nicknameud13 August 7, 2025
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Gold Fever Sauce

When your partner is sick and they defecate on you. Mainly diarrhea.
I’m burning up babe, let me give you that gold fever sauce on your chest.
by rustyspoon August 21, 2025
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Gold-Star Bisexual

The bisexual counterpart to the Gold-star Lesbian (never slept with a man) and Gold-star Gay (never slept with a woman), a 'Gold-star Bisexual' is a bi person who has never been physically intimate with a member of the opposite sex unless those partners have themselves had same-sex sexual relations. Bi people keep their 'gold star' if they have only been in gay relationships, except for some straight relationship(s) with definitely non-straight person(s). i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying gays and bisexuals.

e.g. A bisexual girl who has only ever been with girls, or a bi girl who has almost entirely been in WLW relationships except for one man who's had plenty of MLM (homosexual) experience.
Usage: "That's not comphet and in what world are men easier to date? I'm bi and I'd never hook up with a straight guy (which is valid but if it's a recurring thing then yeah your attraction to dudes is so strong it trumps how douchey and annoying they are compared to any random girl). Maybe I'm too much of a gold-star bisexual or whatever, but can everyone waving around a 'queer' identity while somehow only ever dating straights just admit and come to terms with being heteroflexible or bicurious and move on? You don't get brownie points becouse you'll cope with your ugly boyfriend by finding a female sneaky link for a night to toss aside after, or worse, be a unicorn hunter to take advantage of some girl to use to fulfil your man's gross lesbian-fetish fantsay."
by DaughterOfParenti August 25, 2025
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