Moldy Donut

The Moldy Donut is a sex position in which you have to engage in missionary because that bitches asshole is stinky af.

Person 1: "Damn bru I finally got with that Latina last night"
Person 2: "Oh shit fr how did yall freak"
Person 1: "We had to do it in Moldy Donut cause she had some dingleberries hanging on for dear life ykwim"

by Craigs ankle moniter March 28, 2024

Polish donut

A piece of toast baked with mashed sausage on top, glazed with the semen of a Polish man.

“The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”

by Dizzaster June 25, 2021

Cock Cream Donut

When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.

The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.

by dirtydeeds29 June 28, 2021

Donut

Something very delicious

This donut is so good 😊

by Turtle 🐢 donuts 🍩 June 29, 2021

No donut matter ndm

Is a nlm parody where you smash donuts.

No donut matter ndm fucking shit food Wasters

by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026

Donut Discount

The act of aggressively negotiating a lower price despite being fully able (and willing) to pay full price — purely for the thrill of the deal.

Synonyms: deal gremlin, bargain flex, coupon warrior, The Nickel Squeeze, Deal Dopamine

The neighbor girl only charging $1 for lemonade, but I talked her down to .25 and went full Donut Discount — just to unlock a NEW Achievement: Tiny Tyrant & Lemonade Legend

Usage note: Not about saving money — it’s about winning and mastering your ability.

by Jagreasey February 15, 2026

Eat your donut

The act of eating someone's anus.

"I wanna eat your donut, jenny."

by Therealjonathandavis February 16, 2026