Dan

A stupid nerd who has greasy hair

You have DAN hair man

by Kazuhah_ September 20, 2022

Be a Dan about it

When you can't handle what your feeling in an adult way & do whatever to make yourself feel better temporarily

She didn't get what she wanted so she's gonna be a Dan about it again

by Shortbuttmyd***tall September 25, 2022

a dan

a person who is described as not caring when they have a dream about braces falling off.

wow I just remember this dream that I had about braces but whatever im a dan and people love me

by a dan dream May 16, 2022

dan the dog

A feral beast who has a fear of wearing shoes. Quite often gets fleas

There goes Dan the dog. What an animal

by RD_ May 16, 2022

dans juice

when a male secretes his juice for his fellow friends to enjoy

many people feasted on dans juice at the dinner table

by Sloths&Shrimps May 16, 2022

Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas

Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!

by RD_ May 18, 2022

Dirty Dan

A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”

“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan

by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022