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Random dude who has never been to Canada: are you Tim Horton?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant

Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?
by Sugarcookie November 9, 2021
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Canada

People like me who apologize as a living.
As a representative of the Canadian National Apology Council, we would like to sincerely apologize for using the resources on the Urban Dictionary server, and putting more load and traffic on the server, making it less enjoyable for others. Please accept my humble apology, along with the rest of Canada's as well.
by BajanAlex November 11, 2021
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Canada

Canada is a country in North America. Its ten provinces and three territories extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific and northward into the Arctic Ocean, covering 9.98 million square kilometres, making it the world's second-largest country by total area. It is a cold country, with an average temperature of −5.35 degrees Celsius.
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Canada Dry

The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.
"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "
by Soupy Man 69 January 27, 2022
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Canada

A elitist cult of vehicular exclusionnistic terrorists that deserve the brain bull for organ harvesting billions of spermatozoa and scattering stolen children globally. Ggh monsters
I don't think you can pay me to come back when I leave Canada your exclusionnistic motorized terrorists that deserve hells flames mostly as adults. Perverts.
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Canada

Russia's favourite Child,
America's youngest son,
The country Britain simps for,
Known for snow and ice hockey.
People living in Canadia are called Canadans
by Pussypiggy11245567900264829472 February 12, 2022
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Canada Tower

A Canada Tower is when you have several (4+) women stacked on top of each other butt naked. You then take turns railing each individual girl, fairly quickly, so by the time you finish they all queef in perfect harmony.
“Dude, I went to the club the other night and totally caught myself a Canada Tower!”
“I Canada towered your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma the other night. You should’ve heard their queefs. Straight out of a horror movie.”
by Byrti October 4, 2021
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