strawberry beard

Bloodstains on the cheeks and chin, caused by performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.

I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.

by remyg November 3, 2011

Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.

Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Dick Beard

Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.

Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.

by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018

weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.

He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Period Beard

When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.

Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard

by ScubaSteve87 December 5, 2018

Purity Beard

When a woman's pubic hair has grown to the point that nobody is willing to dig through the bushes.

Did you hook up with Janet ?
No man, her purity beard had lint in it and scared me off.

by Madric44 July 7, 2017