Magic Window

Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.

In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.

I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!

by docebo June 9, 2019

billy window

“Billy window” is a phrase used to define only the large genitalia having males who tend to shag girls called “Emily”

“Hey did you hear bout Tyrone and emily? Yh they slept together”, “I’m not surprised, he’s such a billy window”

by Indiasfinest December 4, 2019

Romeo window

1. a window, usually on the first or second floor, that can be easily accessed from the outside by thieves/asshole men.

2. A window so low and accessible that your boyfriend/girlfriend/non-binary life partner can sneak into your room without breaking a sweat

I just moved into this first floor apartment with these huge- ass Romeo windows. I'm either gonna need some window grates or a shotgun.

by Pop up witch December 26, 2019

Louboutin-window

The theory when you give a lady a pair of expensive designer shoes (e.g. Christian Louboutin, Jimmy Choo or Salvatore Ferragamo) she is willing to do any (sex-related) actions for the next 24 hours.

Hey Joe, you look like you had some last night. Hey bro, my lady bought some Lou's yesterday and thus the Louboutin-window kicked in so she sucked my cock this morning.

by Die Rooie December 28, 2019

Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

I see a window of opportunity

That may be so, but is said window actually **open** for you to "acceptably" pass through it, or do you hafta BREAK THE GLASS to get in? Figurative speech, of course --- what it means, obviously, is that not every opportunity you may encounter was meant to be taken, ya know --- just because you CAN do something self-enriching doesn't mean that you SHOULD... for example, if someone has accidentally revealed a "privileged" tidbit of information, that is **not** implied or actual permission for you to utilize said info for your own benefit! Or maybe someone did indeed unknowingly leave something of value just lying around, but that doesn't give you the right to simply take it! Before you just "go grabbing" in cases like this, pause a moment to run the idea though your "Golden Rule analyzer" --- in other words, consider if this would really be fair to everyone involved, especially if you have no quarrel or resentment against said careless person, and therefore you would not be inclined to perform vengeful actions against him! And ask yourself what YOU would want done in an instance like this if YOU had been the one who had inadvertently exposed himself to possible loss or humiliation like this... would you want someone else to just gleefully avail himself of said "blood-opportunity", or would you strongly prefer an observer to just promptly inform you of your error so that you could hastily correct it???

Some repairmen had unwittingly neglected to observe a loose door-latch on a side-entrance to a public-assembly building that I had always enjoyed visiting, and so my initial knee-jerk reaction was to think, "I see a window of opportunity!" in that this unsecured door meant that I could secretly access said meeting-house whenever I wished, even when it was locked up. But then I remembered how kind and generous and accommodating the officials of said establishment had always been to me, and so I forlornly forfeited said "wonderful option" and "did the right thing" instead --- I immediately speed-waked downtown and informed one of the community's seniors about the defective lock. He was extremely grateful to me, warmly praised me for my conscientiousness, and even graciously gave me one-time permission to utilize said unsecured door to slip back inside the now-closed building and finish making a movie ("You may even turn some lights back on to brighten up the room enough for your camera!") of the hall's delightful interior furnishings, even though it was technically "after hours" and so nobody else was there.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

window

To rid one's immediate physical surroundings (or life in general) of something undesirable. Often used when feeling upset, angry, or fed up with something/someone. Normally used metaphorically.

Bob: Oh fuck my computer's stopped working again!
Bill: Window it.

J: Hello mate, why the sad expression?
Al: My wife made me take hundreds of photos of her again, making stupid poses and pouting etc, all for her dumb Instagram account. It took ages, and on top of that, she complained that the photos were shit.
J: Man you really need to grow some balls and window that bitch asap.

by RipplesFactoryDosMilDiecinueve August 10, 2019