ur mom got robbed

when ur mom gets robbed.

"UR MOM GOT ROBBED, L BADDDDDDD"

by B1G_GUY March 11, 2021

I’ve got my spine

Term used to emphasize that a veteran of the Vietnam war was exposed to Agent Orange, had their spine curved, and survived.

“I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

I got no more peekos

You say that when you are not lying.

Dad: Did you break the kitchen window?
Son: No. Maybe the dog Fido did. And yes, I got no more peekos.
Dad: OK, thanks for truthtelling, I guess. FIDO, DID YOU BREAK THE KITCHEN WINDOW?
Fido: Wurf! Indeed yes! But I got no more peekos.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

He got that dot on him

When a person is so high in status/clout he is constantly targeted by those who wish to bring him down.

bro look at my boy all fitted out. He got that dot on him no cap no kizzy fr fr on my baby momma.

by Dottman March 8, 2023

she got stupid cake

When a girl has a phat ass

Did you see that girl she got stupid cake

by Alex cocks November 5, 2018

got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014

i got a new cat

every emo kids excuse

person 1: hey whats that on your arm?
emo kid : oh nothing i got a new cat?

by omgeep June 10, 2009