yo ma's shlong

a large penis donned on ones mother

small penis: yo nigga
big penis: mine as big as yo ma's shlong
small penis: damn

by nigger seller June 9, 2018

Mind yo profanity

A mind yo profanity is good for people who don't mind their profanity but minds it at the same time.

Sam! Mind yo profanity! You are such a shithead
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by The boy that is a boy March 9, 2018

calm yo grits

A hermit crab version of calm yo tits
Used by protective parents. Some kids never grow out of it.

Person1: I hate you!
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...

by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016

suck yo ma

A phrase used to express deep hate and or used as a means to express great disrespect in some Caribbean countries.

Go suck yo ma, you know me a who.

by White_guy January 14, 2020

Yo gramomma house

When you are higher than the high you are that you can see yo momma house.

Shit, I'm so high that you can forget yo mama house, I can see yo gramomma house.

by PsychobabblesFire March 28, 2020

Feeling yo speed

To be liking how someone is doing something. To be feeling someone’s energy .

Yeahhh that outfit nice, I’m feeling yo speed

by Ballerinadondada April 5, 2020

Sizzlin yo moma

The act of trying to get girls but failing to the point of no return

Sizzlin yo moma: hey! r u a babe?
Girl: (grabs tazer) CREEPER!!!(tazes Sizzlin yo moma)

by hipsterjuice September 27, 2011