Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Whale

It's so big and sometimes it blows up

Whales are so overated
Kid:
Me: I did not know you thought of ur mom that way

by Kanepg April 4, 2022

Whale

It's so big and sometimes it blows up

Whales are so overated
Kid:
Me: I did not know you thought of ur mom that way

by Kanepg April 4, 2022

Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

Canal Whale

A girthy, weighty penis.

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale

by Cashman Pickles December 1, 2020

Whale

A fat person

Yo bro, My meat ain’t for no whales

by Kapitän December 1, 2020

Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020