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Floppy Salad Sandwich

When a male recieves both falacio and analingus(salad) simultaneously by two females(sandwich), placing his sweaty sack on the face of one girl(thus floppy).
Bill: I totally gave those girls a floppy salad sandwich last night!

Joe: High five!
by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) January 20, 2010
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by vls August 23, 2012
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Toss your salad

When someone licks the outer part of your anus, the layer before the hole.
Elijah bankboimegaswagg5000 said if u disrespect him again he's gonna toss your salad.
by Anonymousguy17 November 23, 2017
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kansas salad surprise

where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.
That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.
by Jack Meoffher February 8, 2005
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Salad Shooter

when yo man be eatin sum salads n good shit...it be makin his cum taste good
He bust a fat ass nut all up in a bitches mouth. Tastn good like a salad shoota n shit.
by fo my pizz da playa September 9, 2003
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Gas Station Salad

The act of tossing some salad and the receiver of said salad tossing passes gas in your face. This act not only tastes and smells like a salad bought at a gas station, it also has the same degrading effect on your intestines.
I took Barbara out for a nice seafood dinner, and all I ended up with was a gas station salad.
by Jesty25 April 12, 2015
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tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.
I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.
by bottlecap September 25, 2005
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