a divine mythical white substance that is capable of greatly enhancing your physical, mental, emotional, and psychic abilities. consuming mass amounts of it can lead to advanced spiritual awakening, intelligence, and the ability to attract mass amounts of females . more words could be used to describe this legendary substance, but it is so incredibly good that no more words could describe the feeling of consuming rice.
asian person: do you consume rice at least 69,420 times a day?
other person: no
asian person: *proceeds to commit homicide and arson*
other person: no
asian person: *proceeds to commit homicide and arson*
by goofy ahh human being June 1, 2023
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by riceisyummy June 20, 2023
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A label for a food that pairs amazingly with plain white rice, so as to cause the rice to be "killed" (eaten) without needing any other dishes.
by imaguy124 June 26, 2023
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Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
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by Spidtar February 2, 2023
Get the microwaving rice mug.A Rice Party is the act of being involved in a sexual act with multiple Asian men. The rice part refers to the average small size of Asian men's penises. While a Rice Party may not make a woman climax, she may very much enjoy their rice milk as it has hints of soy sauce and sesame oil.
Woman 1: When I went to Japan I had a Rice Party. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought though.
Woman 2: after my Rice Party I got pregnant and that's how I had my kid, Nejiro. He's only 4 but does my taxes and is in Oxford.
Woman 2: after my Rice Party I got pregnant and that's how I had my kid, Nejiro. He's only 4 but does my taxes and is in Oxford.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
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