alpha male

A person identifying as male who has a high alpha coefficient relating to material payoff due to exhibiting altruistic behavior.

An alpha male receives high utility and personal satisfaction from caring about his fellow man.

Everyone is drawn to an alpha male

by ze3l May 8, 2019

Alpha Male

Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.

dayum, that jock is not as hot as my alpha male, Big Chungus

by YingyYango May 12, 2019

Beta Male

A man who leaves his league group to go watch movies or a series on a streaming website.

"Wow SWI is being a beta male today man."
"Yeah bro he just started watching 13 reasons why."

by Gurkus Maximus May 15, 2019

Beta Male

Kush kitty Jr

Dude 1: Kush kitty Jr. is such a beta male
Dude 2: Dude I know

by OdinPosideon4head April 1, 2019

Gamma male

Dr. Scottish, literally not manly at all.

Man look at that fool Dr. Scottish, he’s straight gamma male.

by Mr. Nob0dy October 3, 2019

Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face

Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole

by facesitting male September 11, 2019

Male

Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.

-Male picks up the phone at the office

-Other human being: hi darling, frday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...

-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..

- Other human being: why the fuck you always seems to be annoied when I prolose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"

- Male: jeeesus.

by 88astro88 May 11, 2018