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Freetard's Law

As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.
An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
by plastithottie 1.0 March 29, 2022
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daughter-in-law

Child's wife.
My daughter-in-law is a good person.
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stepdaughter-in-law

Stepchild's wife.
My stepdaughter-in-law is a good person.
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stepgrandparent-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandparent.
My stepgrandparent-in-law is a good person.
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stepcousin-in-law

1- Stepcousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepcousin.
3- Step-first-cousin-in-law.
My stepcousin-in-law is a good person.
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homers law

A law banning air horns after 3AM
If it wasn’t for Homers Law, I would blow this air horn right now
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Emory's Law

Emory's Law states that if a person, place, or thing, does exist, will exist, or used to exist, someone will find a reason to hate it.
Alex: I hate Emory's law
Benson: I hate that they're building a new dam.
Craig: I hate how the Soviet Union ran its country.
by AVeryRealName October 18, 2021
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