How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

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Spanish sword fight

A Spanish Sword Fight or Swordfight is when three or more couples pair off and the woman who brings her man off first is the winner. The man who is the first to be brought off is the loser but some may say he also won.

The frat had a Spanish Sword Fight last night. Flounder had no chance against Lot Lizard Lucy.

by zack1964 February 1, 2024

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Hood Fight

Professional fighters fighting, does not need to be in the hood. They get payed very well. Not to be confused with boxing, not martial arts

Guy 1 - “Hey want to go watch Hood Fight with me”
Guy 2 - “Isn’t Hood Fight just like the UFC?”
Guy 1 - “Yes, the UFC is hood fight”

by CM911 December 10, 2022

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Bull fight fuck

The word used to describe when a man and a woman get onto the back of a bull and the guy sticks his cock and testicles into the bulls ass while the female sticks her pussy in the bulls face. Then someone releases the bull while the man and women attempt to stay on while constantly chanting the word butter.

I wish that jen would bull fight fuck me.

by Lilbabywhofuckschimicjangas December 15, 2022

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Gasoline Fight

A fight at a gas station that is similar to a water gun fight, but is instead replaced with gasoline and pump nozzles.

Example 1 - Derek: “ It doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”
Example 2 - “No don’t like that cigarette we are having a gasoline fight.”

by SerbianBias December 24, 2022

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