Aussie Dan

A person who enjoys making kangaroo balls into a coin purse, also known as a Kangaroo scrotum coin pouch.

Hey mate, I need to find an Aussie Dan to buy my sister a gift.

by Land down under mate April 22, 2022

Dj Dan

the best person u will have the pleasure of meeting

Dj Dan is here

by ffdyp April 26, 2022

Dan

An acronym commonly used in the south to define a trashy black person.

Dumb
Ass
Nigger

“Hey Cletus look at that Dan over there buying some crack”

by WelpImFucked May 1, 2022

Dan

Short for disapproving stan, the ultimate reversal of a stan, a Dan is obsessed with taking someone down, instead of being obsessed in their approval of somebody. A Dan may act very extreme in their dissaproval, or be a simple hater, there are many types of Dans. A Dan is typically more dangerous than a stan, because they hate somebody instead of being a fan of theirs. A Dan is on a whole other level when it comes to being insane, a stan typically would not do anything to harm a person they like, which makes sense, a Dan will actually go out of their way to harass an individual, because of their disliking of them.

"I just got my house raided by the FBI"
"Must be one of those crazy Dans calling the TIP line"

by Boy #34 in your bedroom January 1, 2022

Dan

most likely has a crush on a milf or e-girl probably addicted to monster and his long board 100% a e-boy

what was that
oh that was just dan on his way to fuck a milf

by ppbigman January 6, 2022

Dan coleman

A pretty cool guy, however extremely awkward in social situations.

Hey its dan coleman....Oh wait he is on his phone being awkward again!

by Tman5711 January 12, 2022

Dan

Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy

'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'

'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking

by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022