give head disease

you have to give someone head in the next hour or your gonna die

“I think I might have give head disease

by milflover69699696 July 5, 2021

Klein's Disease

The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.

Hey Calvin, you like Austin Barnes way too much -- you might be getting Klein's Disease.

by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021

weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.

“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.

by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022

Speedrunner’s disease

when someone beats a long game in a short amount of time

Person 1: “I got the new Pokémon game and I finished it in a day.”
Person 2: “Do you have speedrunner’s disease?”

by Pixelation0129 August 15, 2022

Dillon Francis Disease

A type of disease that makes your voice very deep.

Person 1: Yo, why the fuck does Jeef bergey sound like he’s on sulfur hexafluoride?

Person 2: Oh he just has Dillon Francis Disease.

by Drew Gorman August 23, 2022

Shroyer’s Disease

dick so good you fall in love

just got diagnosed with shroyer’s disease, his dick was sooo good fr

by coyotekitchen August 31, 2022

White Man In The Room Disease

when a White man who is part of a larger group which includes minorities and/or women, feels that he must share “his” (often unsolicited, typically incorrect) knowledge and/or experience as it pertains to a discussion not involving him.

Bill is married to a Karen, he suffers from White Man In The Room Disease. He feels that he should be the authority on a particular subject in the group, simply because he’s White.

by smellsterriblygood September 11, 2022