Willy beer

When someone ejaculates into a cup of alcoholic beverage and the recipiant drinks it all

My girl absolutely loved the willy beer i gave her

by TTC_Limbo August 24, 2018

Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

Beer elbow

A trait developed through regularly carrying a drink through crowded bars and parties. This ability allows your elbow to function as a shock absorber or gyroscope and when bumped in to your hand remains stable, thus never spilling a drop of your beverage.

Watch where you're going, my beer elbow is the only reason neither of us are wearing my drink right now.

by GrundleGravy09 May 21, 2018

beer jail

The name given to a location you are banished to when you attend a music festival and purchase a beer from a vendor that is not officially affiliated with the music festival.

Sucks for Troy, he’s over there in beer jail

by thegetaway November 27, 2019

Emergency beer

In the aftermath of a party, or other social event, the remnants of all of the opened beers (all different kinds) that were left lying around are poured into a gallon jug in case of a beer emergency.

Don't forget to add to the emergency beer before getting rid of those containers.

by Urban Defender May 15, 2019

Beer Song

It's a song which sucks and is terrible the first time you hear it, but it slowly gets better with every replay and then it becomes so f**king hype!

"Man, League of legends Ignite song is garbage"
"Nah bro it's just a beer song play it a few more times"
"Aight bet"
(2 plays later)

"AND IGNITE!!!!" battle cry is heard from blocks away

(Imagine Dragons song, Battle Cry also was a beer song, my Op thou)

by UndergroundNerdout April 3, 2019

Anal Beer

When beer is poured down the crack of someone's ass and someone lays underneath and drinks the beer pouring off the person's ass crack. Most of the time it's a big fat guy's ass the beer is dripping from, to up the nastiness!

Frat boy: Dude, I dare you to do an Anal Beer.

by Rad Nick April 18, 2019