Ghost in the Machine

An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.

It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.

by AbuEm July 10, 2023

Pulling a machine

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat

Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE

by MrBoar July 26, 2023

Faggot Machine

A weight "lifiting" apparatus that is not among the free weights, typically involving some form of pulley mechanism

"Theres Joe using the faggot machines again not even touching the free weights"
"I'm exhausted I might as well finish my set on the faggot machines and call it a day"

by Sir Squat August 6, 2023

Medium Machine gun

A Medium Machine Gun is a type of machine gun characterized by firing full power rifle rounds(such as 7.62x51 mm NATO) and being usually belt-fed.
While they are light enough to be carried by one man they are usually crew served due to weight of the ammunition.
They can be used by infantry, vehicles and aircraft.
Here are some examples of MMG:M240, MG3 and MG42, FN MAG, M60, PKM.

The Army just ordered 50000 new medium machine gun to replenish their losses.

by Therealmerasmus August 8, 2023

fog machine

the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole

dude i gave mary a fog machine

by ianbetts.org.uk November 22, 2021

emilo 1 tap washing machine

the person only 1 taps people in games

person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine

person 2: nice

by mariusballs13 November 22, 2021

Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022