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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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Google meeting

by رضاوي cn7 September 9, 2020
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Stay off my google

Appropriately applies to a lame as bitch who thinks she know the internet well enough to basically set themselves up to be fucked up by the google accounts she’s root bot-big usually a close friends.
Swing as hard as you can or slap or grudge fucking them in the mother fucking face with your fist while saying, “Stay off my google.”
by OwnlyOne September 26, 2020
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Google Fanboy

Look at that Sascha!
Isnt he a Google Fanboy
by csgouserxx September 29, 2020
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Google bomb

Interesting, but unsolicited, usually sad irrelevant stories found on google and told to you by someone you know.
Man! Wtf i was having a great day until larry came up and google bombed me with some super sad shit.
by Ryker hart October 14, 2020
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Search Google or type in a URL

Search Google or type in a URL
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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google doogan

a person who is book smart and claims to know everything but really don't know squat
my friend was a being a google doogan when he tried to take over the conversation
by Monty Grail April 19, 2018
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