velvet ear

Club soda

Get me a velvet ear....

by Rickthetoolman February 18, 2018

saggy ears

Someone who's ears have been pulled to the extent of them being saggy, some people have a kink for it.

Lewis: Cooorrhh you seen those ears on that girl Nicole

Joe: The saggy ears?

Lewis: yes mate, they're so hot

by Toucha My Spaghett May 10, 2018

ear slammer

A very catchy song, as referenced on the Longmont Potion Castle track "Molecular Lionel".

Have you heard that new single from Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017

ear slammer

A catchy song. As referenced on the Longmont Potion castle track "Molecular Lionel"

Have you heard the new single by Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017

Michigan Ear penetrator

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out

Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator

by Mynameisyoy October 14, 2016

ear rape

Any sound or noise that is loud, obnoxious, or annoying.

Examples of ear rape: republican debates, sanic, Kidz Bop, Donald Trump speeches, noob gamers

by Dank MLG Swag September 18, 2016

Ear sensative

A person that doesn't like to hear swear words. Cringing when someone swears.

Stop being so damn ear sensative about my language.

by Hank Scorpio's Lair August 23, 2016