Dylan

a stupid retarded kid that always says 'I want that MEANNNNNNNN WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'

Dylan will always want dat mean whopper combo

by qjakskxjx December 12, 2019

Dylan

One of the most spedest kids in the world

-Have you met Dylan
-No but all Dylan’s are sped

by Alejandro456 December 14, 2019

dylan

he is the gayest human alive that u will ever meet.

"hey did u see dylan yesterday?"

"no why?"

"because he was smashing my dad"

by a not human entity December 19, 2019

Dylan Mahan

Dylan Mahan is world wide known hacker. He has many cyber crimes and war crimes. He started hacking in 2018 as the Handle “Botplayer15”. He loves a girl named lionheart, he’s obsessed.

Dylan mahan is cool

by AquaGenocide December 23, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a person who is clearly gay and is waiting for someone to ask him he is in love with his sole mate Alex

Dylan really loves Alex

by mc Chug April 30, 2019

Dylan out

To “Dylan” is to fully commit to something then at the last second, then give an excuse for why you can’t make it.

Friend 1: “Yo, is Josh coming to the concert?”
Friend 2: “Nah, he says he can’t make it, something came up last second. I knew he’d Dylan out.”
Friend 1: “Is Chad going at least?”
Friend 2: “ He also Dylan’d out.”

by Synth Spectre May 4, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a guy every body loves, but sometimes can be a big dumb ass. He loves every body but goes harsh on people he hates. He can eat every thing in the house in one sitting. He loves animals, especially dogs. he has many girls on him but only loves one. WENDY. and has a harsh language.

me: hi dylan

dylan: wassup bitch

by Clouds8080 May 7, 2019