David Garrido

A DUMB LOOKING GOOFY ASS MF THAT LOVES SMOKING COCAINE AND SHOVING ALOE VERA UP HIS CULO

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by Yor d June 6, 2018

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David Hirsch

He is your weird English teacher. He loves puns and hates when you sneeze in his class. David will make fun of you in class and not feel bad about it. He also has an odd grading scale and “doesn’t believe in percentages”. He has retired from teaching and freshmen will never have to go through his English class again.

Wow, you’re such a David Hirsch.

by A Tale of Two Cities July 27, 2019

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Disco David

An absolute dancing legend

Did you see disco David’s dance in labyrinth? What an icon.

by brianjune November 9, 2019

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David Palma

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That's so David Palma.

by Tmanoof1man2man3man November 10, 2019

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David Cumberland

David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.

‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’

by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019

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