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the clap

a kinder, less-harsh way of saying someone has had sex so many times they probably have aids
Person 1-"Bro her body count is 37 and she's only 15"
Person 2- "Holy shit, she probably got the clap
by brickanny April 6, 2025
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Buschy Clap

When a man with big booty cheeks makes his cheeks clap
Buschy his the buschy clap for 20 minutes straight.
by MaseGlare May 12, 2025
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No Clap

To not contract chlamydia or other sexually transmitted diseases,
Hey Scott, let’s hang out.
Good idea, NO CLAP.
by Rewseph April 12, 2024
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Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.
HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?
by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024
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covid clap

Having sex over a video call or a video
by CthulusCousin May 7, 2024
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Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.
Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.
by 5 big guys May 24, 2024
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