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Toni

bad at uno, hates people, laughs at dead people and ur mom jokes
“omg look it’s a toni”

“she must be so bad at uno”
by muscleman444 January 24, 2022
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Tony

Tony is the most handsome, kind hearted man you will ever meet.

He has so many strengths and very few weaknesses.

His weaknesses only make him stronger.

He works very hard to be successful.

He has a lot of ambition.

He will make all of the women in the world melt.

He is better than he knows.

He shouldn't be afraid of not pleasing the one he loves because it is his heart that shines brighter than anything.

His intentions are good.

He is strong mentally and physically.

He is the man you take to your whole family to meet.

He will protect you.

He is husband material.

He cooks, cleans and is very intelligent.

He has so many great hobbies and qualities.
I want to marry Tony and have one boy and one girl. I want to explore new place with Tony because he will protect me.
by BabyBekahYeung January 26, 2022
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toni

Bro that girl is a toni
by whoisjaeee_ January 27, 2022
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Tony

When you have sex with a girl and out of the blue and hunt you for your sexy body that they can't resist. Last year five tony's died from having sex with too many girls at once. Back in Christian time most people would rename god as Tony as the meant it fit better.
Guy: hi my name Is Tony
Girl: holy smokes plz stack me and my mom
by Antondenfede February 1, 2022
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Typhoid Tony

A bro who eschews public health measures so he can carry on hooking up with unsuspecting women.
He’s a Typhoid Tony. He didn’t tell her he had an active case of Covid or about his genital warts outbreak.
by MelissaFromJail October 2, 2021
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Tony Blair George Bush Syndrome

Meaning that were affected mentally by the George Bush and Tony Blair regime. Many Arabs start to feel paranoia and is a mental issue. This even affects people that were caught up like journalists and even the average citizen learning what is unfolding through the news channel.
The Tony Blair George Bush Syndrome affects a lot of people around the world. It causes nausea, heart-throbbing and even seizures. My Arab friend almost ran a mile when he heard it mentioned by White folks on the street of New York
by anonymous October 7, 2021
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Tony montana

The tony montana aka the scar face is a highly recommended top class post coitus act into which the male ejects his penis from vagina and ejaculates on a glass table or mirror in which the female presumes to snort that shit up with a 100$ bill
After we get high you wanna tony montana?

The last time I had a tony montana my throat clogged up.
by Chyna whyte October 10, 2021
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