Sarum Academy

a secondary school in bemerton heath which is full of strict af teachers but they can be nice to you at times, the head of the school is mrs moore and she does not tolerate any shit from pupils. the school itself is basically the new Ohio to be fair as most of the people that attend the school are chavs and they think that they are hard the school always win a boccia tournament every year because they are the fucking goats of boccia and they also have this place called the hub which is full of speccy twats

sarum academy is the new ohio in 2022

by big fat tubby December 28, 2022

Stemm academy

A school where the teachers get to fail students just because “it’s a smart kid school” when in reality it’s a place where kids get horrible grades and get kicked out of clubs they paid 20$ to get into due to those bad grades, and it is also a breeding ground for snobs who flex the fact that they got into a smart kid school.

Dammit, I failed all my classes

What school do you go to?

stemm academy

oh ok then Nevermind

by ChomikLover December 30, 2022

Paddington Academy

A prison like building that may deceive you via its building and open day, however by signing the contract you have earnt yourself a seven year sentence in an NPC producing factory. Beware of silent transitions and teachers waiting to give you an hour for not saying good morning back. You may also be exposed to revealing your socks due to an unprecedented sock check. Note. Must be navy or black or you get an hour. Some teachers start off good but due to their training they are evolved into another non playable character whose reason for living is purely sentencing you to confinement in a room after school, where you pretend to do work. This is not to mention the exams they make you do RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS?! And the endless pile of homework you have to do for teachers that don't even take time out of their day to mark it.

polly: Come to paddington academy, its great!
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix

by Im telling the truth LLLLLL January 11, 2023

innovation academy

FCS innovation academy, a stem magnet high school that will give you tremendously severe ptsd from its workload and academic pressure, all of the students there are boring as fuck and dedicate their entire lives slaving away at school, each and every student has a minimum of a 4.0 gpa on a 4.0 scale and 1600 on their SATs. Social life does not exist at innovation academy, suicide jokes are very common, getting more than 2 hours of sleep a night simply does not happen, it is mandatory to cry and panic over anything less than a 105 on any exam. In 2023, 133 students from this school were accepted into uga, this tells you exactly how nerdy the school is. They also took over a year to finish some minor roofing construction. The original founder of innovation academy and was the coolest motherfucker until he retired after his first year as principle. Class of 2024 was the first graduating class of innovation academy and consisted of roughly 270 seniors.

Innovation academy is really draining me man.
Holy shit innovation academy makes me want to kill myself!
Fuck innovation academy I can't take this anymore! *melts*

by anonymous83291 December 11, 2023

innovation academy

FCS innovation academy, a stem magnet high school that will give you tremendously severe ptsd from its workload and academic pressure, all of the students there are boring as fuck and dedicate their entire lives slaving away at school, each and every student has a minimum of a 4.0 gpa on a 4.0 scale and 1600 on their SATs. Social life does not exist at innovation academy, suicide jokes are very common, getting more than 2 hours of sleep a night simply does not happen, it is mandatory to cry and panic over anything less than a 105 on any exam. In 2023, 133 students from this school were accepted into uga, this tells you exactly how nerdy the school is. They also took over a year to finish some minor roofing construction. The original founder of innovation academy and was the coolest motherfucker until he retired after his first year as principle. Class of 2024 was the first graduating class of innovation academy and consisted of roughly 270 seniors. The freshmen are awful and need to learn how to shut the fuck up.

Innovation academy is really draining me man.
Holy shit innovation academy makes me want to kill myself!
Fuck innovation academy I can't take this anymore! *melts*

by anonymous83291 December 11, 2023

Crawshaw Academy

crawshaw is a school in the north of england.
everybody know everything about everyone, word travels fast in there. never a boring day at crawshaw academy. where half of girls look like men and half of the boys get no bitches because they are too feminine. don’t even get me started with them teacher you can tell this was there last choice of job. would 100% not recommend you might aswell go to juvy.

the word Crawshaw Academy means you will get nowhere in life

fanny- you go to crawshaw
bender boy-yes
fanny- oh so your a gay pansy who gets no bitches
bender boy -i suck dick yes

by Georgia084 December 14, 2023

Lake Forest Academy

Lake Forest Academy(or LFA), a boarding school located in Lake Forest IL. Demographics contain: white people, white people, and white people!(Jk but srsly it's like mostly white people it's Lake Forest IL let's be fr).

A pretty damn wealthy school(it's a boarding HS in Lake Forest bro) with a fun little gym overlooking their volleyball court! Their hockey team is just strange. Straight up strange. Beware! They bite(they won't actually but they'll bark at you if you're a visiting team while on all fours and do some weird canoeing motion). Embarrassingly and hilariously just bad. If you try to speak up about the harrassment from their students during volleyball games the school will make up some bs about "mad dog" being a core part of their school spirit!! Also they literally cannot get names right despite being given team rosters. If you're POC, you WILL be confused with literally any other person with a skin color that shares 4 hex digits with you. Regardless of your different jersey numbers.

Person 1: omg did that ref just call me person 2?? We don't even look alike... is the hockey team fr barking at us?? Is that his friend holding his lanyard like a leash?? Damn ig live laugh love the furry life my dude.

Person 2: that's Lake Forest Academy for you. Why tf did they even choose "caxy" of all frog related terms to be the name of their mascot :skull:

by Clinging On Rn :skull: August 22, 2023