Texas Long Butt

When women wear tight jeans that press the fat in the bottom together and elongate up and down the butt.

Dang, that large girls pants are so tight she made some nice Texas Long Butt!

by DickCheneysDick September 2, 2017

Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.

Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Texas Boot Snake

When you take a dump in someone’s cowboy boot leaving a soft, warm shit snake.

My roommate was two stepping a little too much with my girl tonight so I dropped a Texas boot snake in his brand new Tony Lama’s.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Texas tie dye

the various short term and permanent sweat stains one's clothing acquires after existing in Texas

It's so hot outside that just taking the trash out is enough to get my Texas tie dye on.

by a_damn_zoo July 27, 2018

Texas anal massacre

You put barbecue sauce on your penis and proceed to give her anal until you cum. Then make the girl suck it all off until she’s full

I feed Maddie last night with the Texas Anal Massacre

by Big baddy August 5, 2019

texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission

Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action

by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017

sour lake texas

small ass town. there isn't actually a lake. full of the real deal pipeliners, big trucks, and drugs. if one person know you're secret the whole town knows and your brother is sleeping with your best friend while she's sleeping with your boyfriend

P1:"hey man, I'm going to sour lake Texas to pick up some drugs and hoes you comin'?"

P2:"sure man, let me get off the pipeline and drive my big truck up there'"

by bigtrucksandhoes February 18, 2018