star showers

When your significant other likes being showerd in cum by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonators party!

"Dude check out that guys wife she sure love's her star showers!"

by Celebrity Jack December 6, 2015

pirate shower

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum

I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35

by cDickAnge January 3, 2016

shitting the shower

Having sex on the down low . Friends with benefits. Hooking up.

Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.

by Onthedownlow May 9, 2019

carpet shower

an uncomfortable shower in a bathroom fully carpeted floors walls even the bathtub

guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?

guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted

guy 2 oh god

by minniladds December 3, 2019

baby shower

see bukkake

“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”

by i'mprobablynsfw December 8, 2019

Hipster shower

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018

Shower soap

You stick this up your ass to make ass eating more fun since it adds flavor and makes your ass smell nice.

1. “I noticed how Timmy used shower soap last night, sex was better now that he didn’t smell like crusty Doritos.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”

by Wh0rny4Worldpeace August 29, 2020