california beef salad

A 3 way (2 men, 1 woman) in which the men both take a dump on the woman's vagina, and proceed to mix it around with their erect penises, using them as salad tongs.

I still haven't gotten all the shit out of my pussy from when those guys at the hostel gave me a California beef salad

by Slurmsclash July 2, 2016

Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.

dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!

by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016

5-Bean Salad

A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.

Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"

by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020

west coast salad

A bitch so powerful none can stop the tsunami of bitchy that they create.

"Holly shit john is a west cost salad. He just won't shut up."

"He is a huge bitch"

A west coast salad is a bitch so powerful none can stop the tsunami of bitchy they creat.

by Robert the frost February 1, 2017

Joke Bird Salad

Noun. Something Utterly hilarious to people who play Sunday Funday. Originally derived from and usually sung to the tune of "Roll Out" by Ludacris.

Joke Bird Salad, with the top back
Joke Bird Salad, you can't stop that
Twin glock Joke Birds, cocked back
Me and my Joke Birds, so drop that
We rollin on Joke Birds, with the top back
So much Joke Bird, you can't stop that

by Lulz JBS April 24, 2010

hot weiner salad

to apply hot sauce to the penis and then fuck someone in the ass

"I'm going to pick up some hot sauce so we can have a hot weiner salad for dinner." Yum!

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

Cobb Salad

The result of shaving while mounting your partner's rear in the style of the dog, letting the hairs fall onto your lubricated phallus and into her poop chute. Shortly there afterward, pull out and blow a load onto the mess. Smear it around liberally.

I like to rub my shlong into the greasy, gritty cobb salad i leave every time. My girlfriend doesn't, but she doesn't mind because I look better now.

by b0000330rnncncvxxx00 December 10, 2010