palm music

Honking your horn at the moron on the road while driving. Named as such because the honking "music" is being played with the palm of the hand.

"This jerk thinks he can just sit on the road and block traffic? Maybe a little palm music will get him moving."

by DJKydKrazy May 12, 2016

Music Daddy

a person who introduces you to new music

I was having trouble finding new music to listen to so I asked my music daddy for some suggestions.

by goalmiester April 22, 2020

Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.

" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"

by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020

Real Music

Real Music is a term used by people who prefer certain types of music, music that is most commonly not defined as Real Music to them is game music and music without lyrics.
Real Music is all music, from Rap to Hip Hop to Instrumental to Game Music.

"Why do you listen to that garbage, that isn't real music!"

"How about you learn what an opinion is, then you can come back to me."

by BlueEngland September 19, 2020

Bubble music

A derisory term used by professional violinists, cellists, etc. to describe the string background parts in pop music, which tend to consist mostly of long held notes. There are so many whole notes that the score looks like it's covered with bubbles.

"I don't need to practice for that studio gig -- it's just bubble music."

by Sagecul October 31, 2020

country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.

Damn. I hate country music.

by Anon135813 October 12, 2020

Trap Music

Trap: A sub-genre of hip hop that originated in the southern states of America around the late 90’s and early 2000’s with the most notable characteristic of having lyrical content that depicts the sale and use of drugs. Trap music has had a major sound change in the years 2013-2016 by incorporating spacey/psychedelic melodies, distorted 808 basses, high tempo repetitive high hat patterns and the lyrical content focusing more on drug use rather than drug sales.

Alex: Aye have you heard three six mafia is suing $uicideboy$

Wayde: yeah bro that’s fucked up but I still fuck with them cuz they one of the ogs of trap music

by Mrs Merry Jane October 13, 2020