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Matthew

Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.
Matthew is from the bible and he is funny person and can attract girls easily.
by Zen-Derth June 13, 2019
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A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.
"Eww did matthew kang really eat that"
"Matthew did you take your pills today?!"
by Siggety Diggety Doo February 28, 2019
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Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.
I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.
by illuminabi March 6, 2019
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Matthew

A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.
Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.

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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
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Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*
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matthew is a cook from portugal......I think
by IGV March 20, 2019
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Matthew

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.
Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!
by BigCrispyBoi April 23, 2019
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