Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.
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by illuminabi March 6, 2019
Get the Matthew mug.A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.
Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.
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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
by Yeetboi360noscop March 8, 2019
Get the Matthew mug.Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
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