Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
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Dylan is the name of a handsome young man who will grow to have a 12-inch penis. His long wavy brown hair and gorgeous dark brown eyes are sure to catch any girl off guard. He has the thiccest gluteus maximus out there. He has legs of steel and his astonishing abs will shine in the moonlight.
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