Dirty English

Dipping one’s penis into one’s own excrement and using it as a paintbrush to mark out a St. George’s Cross on the forehead of one’s homosexual partner.

The partner is on his knees, as if ready to receive a stinky knighthood.

My forehead still stinks from that dirty English Derek gave me on the weekend.

I look like a hot cross bun since Sven laid that dirty English on me.

by 69buttz December 25, 2020

always dirty

The hole between the cheeks that has a strong smell but is very suckable

- This morning i had a problem wiping my always dirty.

by Meonnel January 3, 2021

Dirty trio

Step 1: Shit on their pillow Step 2:Put the shit in their pillow casE and Make a shit macE and hit them and theiR wallS Step 3:Put the shit mace in their tOilet taNk so every time the flush it comes out brown.

Hey! That son of a bitch dirty trioed me!

by Emr🗿 February 4, 2021

dirty fauci

A Dirty Fauci is the act of performing oral sex while wearing a face mask with a hole cut in it for safe sex.

Ya bro. Your girl gave Steve a Dirty Fauci, but none of the droplets got in her hair.

by FlaudaFauci February 21, 2021

Dirty HA

The act of taking a dookie in ones mouth

That homie just dirty HA’ed me in halo.

by It’sMopery February 22, 2021

Dirty Shams

The act of a man pouring gasoline on his cock then lighting it on fire, afterwards analy inserting it into his partner. Therefore creating an odor so incredibly putrid they both cum inside and out.

Guy 1: So how did your date go last night Jim?

Guy 2: Amazing! Marry and I did a Dirty Shams last night.

Guy 1: Luckky

by gigidygigidy69 April 16, 2021

dirty micco

A dirty Micco is when you're good at everything but you're too dam lazy to actually do anything.

Man that guy over there he's so good at doing everything but he never wants to do anything what a dirty Micco.

by Yourmomsbigdady May 4, 2021