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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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The imposter is coming

when the imposter comes he will kill you and you might die from the sussy imposter amog us
THE IMPOSTER IS COMING LOLOLOL he WILL DIE YOU LOLLOL
by stop acting skibidi November 7, 2023
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Come Outside

When someone does something succesfully, one of their competitors will be told to "come outside
(After Holjund hat-tick)
"Haaland come outside".
by ThePigeonGuy November 12, 2023
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Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
by SwwSSWswWWswS April 8, 2023
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til the skin come off

Used in a inappropriate way; means to suck dick so hard the skin comes off
iโ€™ll suck it til the skin come off
by kyttt April 15, 2023
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Come Said the Boy

It was a party night,
It was the end of school
His head was feeling light -- first time
She seemed much older then,
She had turned 17,
And she knew some older men -- first time
Come said the boy,
Let's go down to the sand.
Let's do what we wanna do --
Let me be a man for you.
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
And she said -- well I've been waiting for a long time,
And you've changed a lot.
Up-till now it's been the wrong time
To know whether to from here or not
Ohhh well come with me boy,
Just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see -- come on be a man for me.
Ho, ho, ho.
We've both been waiting for a long time,
We've both changed a lot.
Up-till now it seemed the wrong time --
To know wether to from here or not.
Ohhhhhh...
But come said the boy,
Let's go down on the sand,
Let's do what we wanna do --
Let me be a man for you.
She said come with me boy,
Just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see --
COME ON be my MAN for me.
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
It was a party night, it was the end of school.
His head was feeling light -- it was the first time.
She seemed much older then, she had turned 17 --
And she knew some older men...
Ohhh the first time.
by Death Menace April 28, 2023
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aliens are coming

When aliens are coming: ๐Ÿ’€
After the alien attack ๐Ÿ›ธ: โšฐ๏ธ
guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?

guy 2: aliens doesnt exist

guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...

explosion ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
by mister camera November 21, 2023
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