hawaiian christmas

Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.

Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted

by Chancejoebuddy May 27, 2016

Dreaming of a White Christmas

Your typical ejaculating over a females head while christmas carols play, real standard stuff.

Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard

by Jerry mctits May 26, 2016

Christmas Hound

Tom the Christmas hound, Is a legendary in ancient creature that works for Santa. When kids can’t go to sleep at night on Christmas Eve he goes to everybody’s house and snuggles with them until they fall asleep. He spends the whole night doing around the world and making kids fall sleep worldwide. He is a very cute animal whose dad was probably a teddy bear and his mama dog.He is a very well-trained hound and never disobeyed his master, which is Santa.

I’m too excited to go to sleep, I wonder if the Christmas Hound will appear

by Owner of the Christmas puppy January 17, 2018

Christmas

A Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus but has been turned into a cash grab

Hey can’t wait to blow all my money on toys my kids are never gonna use for Christmas

by Maximum Effort January 21, 2018

Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.

After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays

by d_leet December 25, 2016

Christmas Crazy

The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.

Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.

Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.

by makepar December 26, 2016

christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.

"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"

by Christmas hot dog January 1, 2017