Red egg

Grabing your testicle like a bouquet of flowers and give a light slap till red.

I requested a red egg from the friendly dominatrix parlor at the mall.

by Dnice456 January 11, 2022

red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 26, 2021

Red Pickle

When you do intercourse with a girl on her period and she bleeds on your dick and then you make her suck off the blood

Matt: I just had a red pickle yesterday.
Mike: Red pickling makes me sick.

by Wendal howrind April 4, 2022

Red Vaccine

When some rogue communist nations require that passengers entering their borders need to be jabbed with their oft-half-baked vaccines produced by them, WHO-approved or not—for example, tourists planning to visit Beijing or Moscow are required to receive the Sinovac or Sputnik V shots.

Frequent fliers, who are reluctant to embrace vaccine cocktails, are sought-after buyers of fake red vaccine cards in the black market.

by Covido March 19, 2022

Red key

Used to describe a Dodge Challenger SRT Hell Cat buy it Red Key which is used to unlock all 707 bhp

Ey man did you see Jamie got that Red key challenger

by Some MF online January 27, 2022

Alley Red

An Alley Red is a loose brick that you sometimes see in an alley ways of old brick buildings.

She was so angry with him for cheating, she threw an Alley Red through his windshield.

by Wilsun Coyet October 11, 2021

Redding,CT

Redding, CT is truly a hidden gem. It is centrally located within Fairfield County making a trip to either Norwalk or Danbury easy and has a unique tie to high finance with Alfred Winslow Jones, credited with forming the first modern hedge fund, being a former resident. Some very wealthy people who have lots of acreage as well as upper middle class families. Does not have the same ostentation as some other Fairfield County towns. Great public school system as well as close to Exceptional Private Schools. A trip to NYC is not as easy as Greenwich but, it is close enough. NYC is highly overrated anyway.

Redding,CT is a luxury Vermont within commuting distance to NYC.

by Alfred Winslow Jones February 28, 2022