this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns”

That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”

by …0o0 April 21, 2023

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Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 4, 2023

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amish slot machine

Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.

Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.

by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023

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Machine Gun

When an individual calls dibs on being the driver.

I got a machine gun!

by stagecoaches are lame January 19, 2023

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A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.

The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.

by troll3193 February 5, 2023

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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.

The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.

by troll3193 February 5, 2023

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