Jahn Cleansing

When someone Goons on Yo Butt.

"How about I Goon on Yo Butt" - Jahn, 2025

if you don't shut yo mouth imma give you a Jahn Cleansing

by Fluffy4Skin July 21, 2025

Clean Thompson

Someone who fanatically avoids any 'unclean' action that may result in physically dirtying themselves.

Daniel is SUCH a Clean Thompson.

by bigbeasy August 22, 2025

clean your gooch

when someone is annoying you'd say this

Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up

by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.

Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!

by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025

Cleaning your 'nis

A figure of speech referring to the act of having one's life together, using the literal phrase "cleaning your penis". Can be used with time intervals or frequency to indicate the level of self-actualization.

"Come on man, you really need to start cleaning your 'nis."

"Wow, he must really clean his 'nis"

"I doubt he even cleans his 'nis once a month"

by Shelcase November 22, 2025

Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.

I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.

by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025