anal clapping

The act of inserting both hands into the anus and clapping them together vigorously

Yo dad do u wanna try some anal clapping tonight? Mom said you do it well

by Adroc57 October 6, 2017

anal jizz

when your doctor hates you and routes your urethra to your ass so you now jizz out of your ass.

thanks to my doctor i now have anal jizz

by A_001 June 3, 2017

Anal sprout

The Anal Cavity - also were your large numbers of bum hair occur... when they get twisted during exercise, they start to sweat in bundles, leaving a sweaty gooch marks

After working out at the gym, my friend said to me: "Gosh, my Anal sprout is tingling... feels a bit sweaty if I'm honest".

by Cam and Kit June 25, 2017

anal stew

The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.

My swamp ass has developed into a serious anal stew, I have to take a Silkwood Shower.

by Dirty OED February 13, 2017

Anal annihilater

One who annihilates the anus.

Patrick: dude did you here about Justin?

Brandon: yep, he's a real anal annihilater!

by Drekster April 18, 2016

anal tape

When one puts tape on his or her butthole and they proceed to pull it off quickly.

Oh my god! Tyrone and I used anal tape yesterday. I'm so sore!

by Gryphion September 22, 2016

anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.

Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!

by analholio August 9, 2016