Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.

“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”

by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019

Tolerance Window

The parallel feeling, while actively consuming a substance, like weed or beer, In which you can handle properly before acting drastically different.

Drinking 3-8 beers gives yourself the same feeling, but at 1 & 2 you’re sober, and at 9 you’re an asshole.

Mike seems to be fine even though he’s been drinking for the past 2 hours, he must still be in his tolerance window.

Feeling the same amount of high with 3 hits as you do with 9 makes you still in your tolerance window.

by Broozzay March 26, 2019

wenis window

when a denim jacket has a rip on the elbow and your wenis gets vulnerable or seen by anyone

DUDE that wenis window is lit sis wig tea skskskskssk -your wannabe quirky friend

by ninkiminjaj420 March 30, 2019

Stair-window

Fuck you, Tim

It's a stair-window, Tim. For fucks sake.

by Taacos April 2, 2019

Window Cutie

Jovesa and Briana's Relationship

"whats going on with Window Cuties relatinship"
"i am a but confussed"

"same tbh"

by The cheeky chic June 5, 2019

Magic Window

Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.

In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.

I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!

by docebo June 9, 2019

window silhouette

A figure's shadow you can see barely through an open window.

I can only see that window silhouette. Damn.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019